so when are we gonna stop pretending beer tastes good
Taylor Michel Momsen - 26.07.1993
FAVORITE MOVIES: 21 Jump Street (2012)"You are under arrest. You have the right to remain silent! Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law! You have the right to an attorney! If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you. Do you understand these rights as they have been read to you? Fuck you, bitch!"
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
you ever notice how in women’s razor commercials the models’ legs are already completely hairless before they “shave” them
like we can’t even handle showing body hair in a commercial about how to get rid of body hair
7/19 - Hershey, PA @ Hersheypark Stadium - MONUMENTOUR
more photos up here. photos by Jack Edinger
this is my favorite tour.